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If all else fails and you really want to "make it work":
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We will interrupt your date with an "emergency" phone call.
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Date Interrupt Service
Schedule a time for one of our breakup specialists to phone you with an emergency that will help you put a premature end to your boring date.
For a fee, we will come to the location of your date and pretend to be your dying sibling, jilted lover, CIA handler, or whatever role fits the situation.
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